Talk:Relationships/@comment-14365624-20180529004606/@comment-14365624-20180529004914

jon/zoya


 * jon living a lie & zoya helping
 * zoya = a jon = b
 * "jon what are you doing" "jon why are you collecting all those plushies" "jON" "JON STOP"
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 * "i am headboy/headgirl, and i’ve been asked to give a presentation on safe sexual practices, and you will not stop asking me uncomfortable questions to embarrass me, please stop, i know you know the answer to that, we did it last night"
 * "you just received a howler from your parents, and you look so embarrassed, and i can’t handle it, so fuck it, i’ll just moon the whole great hall, that’ll get the attention off of you"
 * "we stumble into the mirror of erised together. we look into it. neither of us know it’s anything special. we just see our reflections"
 * "you have a massive crush on me, and i’m awkward and barely know you, and would be somewhat indifferent to the whole situation if you didn’t keep using TERRIBLE pick up lines on me, like, “is that your wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” (we’re wearing robes, idek what you’re talking about), or “i’d whomp your willow” (okay, that one didn’t even make sense??) like, fINE, i’ll go out with you, if you just shUT THE FUCK UP"